Before leaving for my hike on the West Coast Trail, a friend of mine purchased her kiddo a Costco-sized box of condoms as part of their university prep kit. Her kiddo generously gave me two and suggested I bring them on my trek because, as they put it, “You never know.” Oh, I knew. But I thought I’d humour them. After all, who was I to argue with such sound… protection advice? As I prepared for the trek, I packed the two condoms and tucked them into my carry-on luggage so the